This one is a little bit blue, but it sure is funny!
A Tennessee farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields, and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.
His wife replied, “No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now.”
“So what?” Michael replied. “We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep.”
She replied, “No way Michael,” and that was that.
Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.
By the time their son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.
The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.
Michael replied, “Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand!”
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